i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Found your dick twin last night
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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