She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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