sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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