Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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