I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
that is very illegal...i love you.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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