Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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