I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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