Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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