Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

My room smells like vodka and shame

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Four minutes until I can fart!

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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...

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(847): View more from Illinois

cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me

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(210): View more from Texas

Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.

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(925): View more from California

Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.

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Are you high?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?

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