I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
