your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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