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you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
A+ Viking dick
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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