I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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