Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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