i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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