Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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