i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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