is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Randomize