Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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