Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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