..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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