just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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