Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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