used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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