Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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