Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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