He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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