it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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