I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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