Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I can't put those talents on a resume
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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