And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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