I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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