It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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