How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
