that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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