seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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