Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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