I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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