I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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