Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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