I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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