HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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