i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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