He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize