My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she told me i tasted like america
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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