Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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