If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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