And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
