You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im holly from the hills drunk
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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