youre lurking in front of me
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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