Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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