Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
home. puking in laundry basket.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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